Danger! Morning Spam Emails

As I’m recovering from the jetleg that’s plagued me for the past few days since my return from the “other” continent (the eurozone), I realized the trouble with waking up early:

Morning email coupons!

Generally, I wake up to a full box of spam and just delete them all at once, around 8 a.m.

But, when you’re awake and online at 6 a.m. and they come in one by one and you’re forced to face them, head on, and read their individual subject lines, and really contemplate what it is these little, zinging, teasing, taunting emails are selling, you end up spending $65 at Macy’s before even getting out of bed. 

Damnit. 

-AP-